March 2012
February 2012
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
david-karpenis:
oH MY GOD I HAD TO WRITE A REVIEW OF A FILM WE WATCHED OVER THE WEEKEND FOR A CLASS REPORT AND IT WAS MIDNIGHT IN PARIS but on accident I wrote MIDNIGHT IN PENIS AS THE TITLE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE UNTIL I PRESSED SEND FUCK I CNA;T CHANGE ITR OSMDFGLSJDKF
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Going to Chile
I am leaving on the Wednesday. I am so happy. Life is amazing.
spicyjew:
MY NAME IS CORY
THIS IS MY STORY
2 + 2 = FORY